Tremendous Announcement
한국어THE DAILY OVERSTATEMENT

SPECIAL ADDRESSCertified National Exaggeration

Your tiny day.
A tremendous address.

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Just like him.

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This morning I went to the bus stop. A beautiful bus stop. The bus was just leaving. Just pulling away.

Many people will say I missed the bus. Wrong! The bus could not handle me. It panicked. It ran. A very scared bus.

So I waited. Exactly 7 minutes. Not one second more. The strongest 7 minutes in the history of waiting. (A big, strong man at the stop came up to me with tears in his eyes and said, "Sir, I have never seen anyone wait like that.")

Under Sleepy Joe it would have been 70 minutes. He probably falls asleep and never gets on at all. SAD!

So today I signed an Executive Order. From now on, every bus stops when it sees me. And the Cowardly Bus that ran away? It knows what it did.

Thank you for your attention to this matter!

President DJT

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Type
Small failure
Facts
  • The bus left as I arrived.
  • I waited 7 minutes for the next bus.
Structure
Failure into victory
Blame
Sleepy Joe Biden
Power
Executive order
Callback
the bus that left
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    Ask a hard question.
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    Didn't you just miss the bus?

    President

    Correct. I was not on the bus. The bus was not ready for me. Very few buses are. Next question!

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